Introduction

This is the EE Emo Fail Blog. This blog is going to be bloody depressing, so now would be a good time to piss off and never come back. Over the coming months I am going to document my utterly futile EE projects on this blog with an emphasis on the negative feelings that I experience whilst attempting but completely failing to achieve anything. To ensure that I don't waste your time, I will try to capture as many boring details as possible in each blog, to help you avoid the excruciatingly painful process of extracting the information out of me later through the retarded comment system. Despite this you should stop reading this dumb blog right now, erase it from your cache (both the one in your computer and the one in your brain), and go about your abysmal life in happy ignorance. In a sorry attempt to retain some kind of sanity in this blog, I have invited the amazingly wrist-cutting genious of Agent24 to co-author. Not unfamiliar with pain, Agent24 is able to complement my awfully monotonous style with dry tales of sorrow, so morbid that your life will somehow seem almost acceptable in comparison. Just remember that every moment you spend reading this blog is a moment closer to your death. Be wise, close the tab, and do something worthwhile if such a thing exists.